Album : Silly Crimes Japan Tour 2026 – BUNKERZ
Composer: JUNTAROU DOI Lyricist: JUNTAROU DOI
Silly Crimes Japan
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Hello！Utsunomiya!＿ Let's dance together！
“I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!”
[Verse 1]
On July 19, the Utsunomiya Higashi PD arrested a husband (48) and wife (49)—both convenience store owners residing in Higashishukugo, Utsunomiya City—on suspicion of attempted coercion. Both suspects have denied the charges, stating, “We did not extort anyone.”
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Verse 2]
In the early hours of the 13th, a 30-year-old part-time employee from within the prefecture and an unemployed woman (24) from Fukushima Prefecture—who was an acquaintance of the employee—were using the restroom at a convenience store run by the suspects.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Verse 3]
As they were leaving the restroom, the suspects attempted to force the two
to write their names, addresses, and phone numbers on a piece of paper.
The suspects themselves reported the incident to the police,
and officers rushed to the scene.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Bridge]
Bought a snack first, as the other clerk said,
Following the rules, by the store they were led.
But the owners erupted, a chaotic scene,
The most ridiculous trouble that we've ever seen.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Outro]
16th, they filed the report, the truth came to light,
Ending the saga of that terrible night.
Silly Crimes Japan
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Hello！Utsunomiya!＿ Let's dance together！
“I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!”
[Verse 1]
On July 19, the Utsunomiya Higashi PD arrested a husband (48) and wife (49)—both convenience store owners residing in Higashishukugo, Utsunomiya City—on suspicion of attempted coercion. Both suspects have denied the charges, stating, “We did not extort anyone.”
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Verse 2]
In the early hours of the 13th, a 30-year-old part-time employee from within the prefecture and an unemployed woman (24) from Fukushima Prefecture—who was an acquaintance of the employee—were using the restroom at a convenience store run by the suspects.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Verse 3]
As they were leaving the restroom, the suspects attempted to force the two
to write their names, addresses, and phone numbers on a piece of paper.
The suspects themselves reported the incident to the police,
and officers rushed to the scene.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Bridge]
Bought a snack first, as the other clerk said,
Following the rules, by the store they were led.
But the owners erupted, a chaotic scene,
The most ridiculous trouble that we've ever seen.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.
[Outro]
16th, they filed the report, the truth came to light,
Ending the saga of that terrible night.
Silly Crimes Japan
Tags
Female K-pop group live arena performance, powerful belting vocals and tight group harmonies, energetic choreography-focused arrangement, futuristic EDM synth leads and wide supersaw stacks, heavy sub and stadium-impact kick, crisp trap-influenced drums with claps and snares built for crowd interaction, call-and-response chant sections designed for audience sing-alongs, big tension-building pre-chorus risers into explosive drop-style choruses, shimmering cyber Y2K festival atmosphere with bright arps and glitchy FX, spacious stadium reverb and delay tails, live crowd ambience and cheering baked into the mix, polished high-energy pop production with award-show stage presence and grand finale outro moments
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