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CONVENIENCE STORE OWNERS

Album : Silly Crimes Japan Tour 2026 – BUNKERZ

Composer: JUNTAROU DOI Lyricist: JUNTAROU DOI

Silly Crimes Japan

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Hello！Utsunomiya!＿ Let's dance together！
 “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!”

[Verse 1]
On July 19, the Utsunomiya Higashi PD arrested a husband (48) and wife (49)—both convenience store owners residing in Higashishukugo, Utsunomiya City—on suspicion of attempted coercion. Both suspects have denied the charges, stating, “We did not extort anyone.”
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Verse 2]
In the early hours of the 13th, a 30-year-old part-time employee from within the prefecture and an unemployed woman (24) from Fukushima Prefecture—who was an acquaintance of the employee—were using the restroom at a convenience store run by the suspects.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Verse 3]
As they were leaving the restroom, the suspects attempted to force the two
to write their names, addresses, and phone numbers on a piece of paper.
The suspects themselves reported the incident to the police,
and officers rushed to the scene.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Bridge]
Bought a snack first, as the other clerk said,
Following the rules, by the store they were led.
But the owners erupted, a chaotic scene,
The most ridiculous trouble that we've ever seen.

[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Outro]
16th, they filed the report, the truth came to light,
Ending the saga of that terrible night.

Silly Crimes Japan

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Hello！Utsunomiya!＿ Let's dance together！
 “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!”

[Verse 1]
On July 19, the Utsunomiya Higashi PD arrested a husband (48) and wife (49)—both convenience store owners residing in Higashishukugo, Utsunomiya City—on suspicion of attempted coercion. Both suspects have denied the charges, stating, “We did not extort anyone.”
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Verse 2]
In the early hours of the 13th, a 30-year-old part-time employee from within the prefecture and an unemployed woman (24) from Fukushima Prefecture—who was an acquaintance of the employee—were using the restroom at a convenience store run by the suspects.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Verse 3]
As they were leaving the restroom, the suspects attempted to force the two
to write their names, addresses, and phone numbers on a piece of paper.
The suspects themselves reported the incident to the police,
and officers rushed to the scene.
[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Bridge]
Bought a snack first, as the other clerk said,
Following the rules, by the store they were led.
But the owners erupted, a chaotic scene,
The most ridiculous trouble that we've ever seen.

[Chorus]
The suspects barked: “I’ll sue for damages!” “I’ll have you arrested!”
“Don’t mess with the store!” — a coercive plea.
Demanding their names, to sign and to write,
But the victims said “No,” standing firm in the fight.

[Outro]
16th, they filed the report, the truth came to light,
Ending the saga of that terrible night.

Silly Crimes Japan

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